فعلالسنة1990المدة1h 35mIMDb4.3

Alien Private Eye

فعلخيال علمي

An alien from a faraway planet who works as a private investigator on Earth gets involved with a quest to retrieve a powerfully addictive drug that was sent to earth on a black disc.

شاهد الآن

الإعلان الترويجي

طاقم العمل

VR

Vik Rubenfeld

Director

Nicholas Hill

Lemro

Cliff Aduddell

Kilgore

John Alexander

Scama

Robert Axelrod

Scunge

JB

Judith Burke

Suzy

CC

Christina Cardan

Girl with Hypo

SC

Scott Chenoweth

The Doctor

Nur Nur Cummings

Rob

DH

Danny Hart

Shawcross

FL

Francine Lapensée

Delilah

LL

Leeann Lee

Electra

CP

Charles Prior

Franken

VO

Vel Omarr

T-Bone

B.J. Turner

Mangrove

BW

Brenda Winston

Rene

RE

Richard E. Young

Hanson

RE

Richard E. Young

The Priest

RA

Ron Althoff

Thug #1

CL

Charlie Lup

Thug #2

VR

Vik Rubenfeld

Writer

التعليقات

10 تعليق

Kansiime AnneMay 29, 2023

source: Alien Private Eye

YoofiandJaneMay 23, 2023

I had a passing social acquaintance in the mid 90s with director Vik Rubenfeld and although we really didn't interact, from what I saw he did seem to want to help out up and coming writers. So when I saw his name attached Alien Private Eye on the Vinegar Syndrome release, I knew I had to check it out. Wow, it's bad. Really bad. It's almost "The Room" bad. The plot is indescribably nonsensical and the acting is completely over the top bad. I mean I have no idea why John Alexander does a Peter Lorre impression throughout the entire movie but since pretty much everyone else is completely over the top here, you just shrug your shoulders and say, "Eh, why not?" The plot involves a criminal gang that manages to get their hands on an alien device that makes a super addictive version of crack. Enter alien visitor (you can tell he's an alien by his pointed ears, which are concealed by his hilariously 1980s Pimp hat) Lemro who's vacationing on Earth, near Hollywood and is for some reason, working as a Private Detective. He gets smitten with Earth girl Rene and gets pulled into the drug gangs antics when Rene's brother Rob (Played by Nur Nur Cummings. Really, that's his listed name) gets hooked on the alien drug called Soma against his will. Lemro gets involved because of Rene and winds up with half the device and the gang hot on their tail. That's the basic plot and if that doesn't do it for you, well there's plenty of bad over the top acting, bad martial arts battles, an obligatory car chase, bad wooden acting by the two female leads, some sex and nudity, a bad synthesizer music score, Costumes that showcase the worst of the 1980s fashion, and static cinematography. I see Vik later created the CBS network drama Early Edition so I guess he didn't go full blown Tommy Wiseau. I'm just not sure what he was thinking when he made this film.

David Emagna🇨🇬🇨🇬May 23, 2023

The high points are the * scenes and the clothing from the 1980's - which people dress up as pimps. That's it. There's only reasons to watch this are to ridicule a shoddy story with no real merit to it. Ahhh - the 1980's - where all sorts of horrible movies were made but will live on in time and space now with internet and cloud storage. Oh - it's got some half naked girl - which makes this movie simply amazing.

Giovanni ReyMay 23, 2023

Alien private eye is so hilarious you will not believe your eyes and ears. This movie is a perfect 80's time capsule,it has everything,from bad clothes to hideous decoration. The plot(if it has one) is simple:a guy who looks like a pimp but it's a p.i from another planet (with pointed ears and stuff) helps a girl who has to find a disk that contains a powerful drug ???? The rest is simply amazing:kung fu fights,macho showing off,soft core,"noir" style scenes,posing,some special effects and surrealistically bad dialog.That's it! It is strongly recommended to MST3K fans and fans of bad cinema in particular.It is so charming that you will love every minute of it.That's its only redeeming point:it is a entertaining movie, always moving on. And that's a thing you can't say of the last Spielberg movies,by the way...

Nati21May 23, 2023

I stumbled upon the 1989 action sci-fi movie "Alien Private Eye" in 2022. Had I ever heard about this movie? Nope, not even a single word. I liked the campy late-1980s feel from the movie's cover, so of course I opted to sit down and watch what Vik Rubenfeld had to offer with this movie. Needless to say that I wasn't really expecting a whole lot here, to be bluntly honest. But still, with it being a movie that I hadn't already seen, of course it got a fair chance. I managed to get through half of the 95 minutes that the movie ran for, then I just had more than my share of lousy acting performances, incoherent storyline, cheesy 1980s outfits, big hair and horrible dialogue. This movie was every bit as bad and cheesy as I had expected, and then some. This is not a movie that I have any intention of returning to finish watching, because the storyline just entirely fell short of providing me with any sense of entertainment or enjoyment. And the sluggish and amateurish acting performances just did absolutely nothing to take away focus from the lack of a proper storyline or narrative. No familiar faces on the cast list, so not even there could the movie manage to score some much needed points. Sometimes you just wonder why no one ever puts a foot down and asks people to stop and have a look at what they are about to unleash upon the world. And "Alien Private Eye" was one such moment. This movie was really not worth the effort in any way. My rating of Vik Rubenfeld's 1989 movie "Alien Private Eye" lands on a very generous two out of ten stars.

Millor_GhMay 23, 2023

A pointy-eared, zoot-suited alien working on Earth as a gumshoe becomes involved in a bloody war over a mysterious extraterrestrial disc. In order to save the Earth and the Earth girl he loves, he must thwart the sinister plans of a cabalistic militia led by a sadistic psychopath. This staggering little "bolt from the blue" is so exotically awful that to view it parallels a deleterious head-thrashing with a pestle. ALIEN PRIVATE EYE is easily admissible for "all-time worst" honors...that being said, it's also an unsurpassable jackpot of fortuitous comedy. Surely this is a cult film in wait, should it ever becomes more attainable(which doesn't seem likely). Only a massive stroke could inhibit a wide-grinned reaction to the unpremeditated hilarity of this irksome little sci-fi/neo-noir miscarriage. A gleefully facetious 10/10.

Mayan El SayedMay 23, 2023

This movie has everything going for it: Horrible acting, the most worthless plot ever conceived (if there was one) and clothes even michael jackson or elton john wouldn't wear. Lemro is just horribly done that you can't tear your eyes from the screen. i strongly suggest everyone try to watch this, just so that you can base hollywood garbage on something even worse and actually be satisfied with what they're churning out nowadays.

inaya MiraniMay 23, 2023

𝕊𝕟𝕠𝕠🦋🥀Apr 13, 2023

I had a passing social acquaintance in the mid 90s with director Vik Rubenfeld and although we really didn't interact, from what I saw he did seem to want to help out up and coming writers. So when I saw his name attached Alien Private Eye on the Vinegar Syndrome release, I knew I had to check it out. Wow, it's bad. Really bad. It's almost "The Room" bad. The plot is indescribably nonsensical and the acting is completely over the top bad. I mean I have no idea why John Alexander does a Peter Lorre impression throughout the entire movie but since pretty much everyone else is completely over the top here, you just shrug your shoulders and say, "Eh, why not?" The plot involves a criminal gang that manages to get their hands on an alien device that makes a super addictive version of crack. Enter alien visitor (you can tell he's an alien by his pointed ears, which are concealed by his hilariously 1980s Pimp hat) Lemro who's vacationing on Earth, near Hollywood and is for some reason, working as a Private Detective. He gets smitten with Earth girl Rene and gets pulled into the drug gangs antics when Rene's brother Rob (Played by Nur Nur Cummings. Really, that's his listed name) gets hooked on the alien drug called Soma against his will. Lemro gets involved because of Rene and winds up with half the device and the gang hot on their tail. That's the basic plot and if that doesn't do it for you, well there's plenty of bad over the top acting, bad martial arts battles, an obligatory car chase, bad wooden acting by the two female leads, some sex and nudity, a bad synthesizer music score, Costumes that showcase the worst of the 1980s fashion, and static cinematography. I see Vik later created the CBS network drama Early Edition so I guess he didn't go full blown Tommy Wiseau. I'm just not sure what he was thinking when he made this film.

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