ActionYear1989Duration1h 34mIMDb4.6

Snake Eater

Action

The Snake Eaters are an elite division of Marines specially trained for search and destruction missions. One of them, Jack Kelly, has become a cop and wants to avenge the death of his parents and the kidnapping of his sister.

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Cast

GE

George Erschbamer

Director

Lorenzo Lamas

Jack 'Soldier' Kelly

Josie Bell

The Kid

RS

Robert Scott

Junior

Ronnie Hawkins

King

CJ

Cheryl Jeans

Jennifer

LC

Larry Csonka

Bronsky

Ben DiGregorio

Santucci

MP

Mowava Pryor

Chloe

Ron Palillo

Torchy

BP

Bob Piedalve

Harold

JL

Jackie Lesage

Dorothy

MM

Matthew Mabe

Eli

BM

Barry Minshull

Slim

CC

Carl Cook

Clyde

SB

Sandra Brown

Sissy

Randy White

Jesse Night

Rick Collins

Uncle Joe

MB

Michael Ballew

Dentist

MP

Michael Paseornek

Writer

JD

John Dunning

Writer

Comments

10 Comments

Tyla SeethalNov 18, 2022

user6000890851723Nov 16, 2022

Snake Eater

Raeesah MussáNov 16, 2022

"Soldier", a tattooed Nam vet and ex-cop (Lamas) gets on his Harley and goes after the psycho Hillbillies in the swamp who killed his parents and kidnapped his sister. This action movie with Gore and humor has a few things going for it. It has an aqua cycle, a killer in the bear suit and a scene where a woman swallowed a whole snake! With Josie Bell, Robert Scott, as a psycho hillbilly named Junior and Welcome Back Kotter's Ron Palillo as a gay arsonist and Rockability Legend Ronnie Hawkins as a friendly biker. The title is the name of the heroes Marine Squad. A sequel was filmed at the same time. All in all a very mediocre B movie with Lorenzo presences barely keeping it afloat. The opening song is quite good and very 80's like.

Farah MabundaNov 16, 2022

This movie has some of the worst acting that I have ever seen! Some scenes are original such as the nails coming through the floor. This nail trap catches these bad guys. The rest of the movie degrades as you go. I can't believe that this movie is not even in the bottom 100 movies of all time. I also can't believe that there are sequels! The next crap movie that I want to watch is R.O.T.O.R. Could R.O.T.O.R really be much worse than this?

user6537127079724Nov 16, 2022

This is the first of three movies featuring the character Jonathan(Soldier)Kelly played to perfection by Lorenzo Lamas. There are small parts by well known people you'll enjoy finding for yourself and there are some scenes so violent that I cut them out of my copy so I could sleep at night. Watch Lorenzo sing, strip and do dead pan comedy in the opening scene and look for a special scene at the end to tie it all together. Soldier is an ex-Army Ranger who brings jungle tactics to the violence we can find in our society- this time in the search for the killers of his parents and his kidnapped sister. Some great tongue in cheek comedy lightens the load and what is a Lamas movie without a display of martial arts?

ᴍᴏʜᴀᴍᴍᴇᴅ ᴀғᴋᴀʀNov 16, 2022

WOW what can i say. I like shity movies and i go out of my way to watch a corny action flick, but Snake Eater i would have rather had a nail driven into my pee hole while my grandma gave me a lap dance .Lorenzo Lamas, pfft more like Lorenzo Lameass this guy has as much acting ability as Bill Clinton has self control. It has all the goods to make a really bad movie even worse. Crazed Hillbilles YEP! needless tit shot (with a real weird scar) YEP! crappy soundtrack YEP! I wish i could give the movie -10 stars but 1 is as low as it goes. Seriously i think someone was playing a joke on me when i saw this it cant be real...... the worse thing THERE IS 2MORE SNAKE EATER MOVIES!...... guess its in demand.

Sophy_kolokoNov 16, 2022

Jack "Soldier" Kelly (Lorenzo Lamas) was in the Marine's Search and Destroy Special Forces known as "Snake Eaters". He's an undercover cop in a rundown city. After spiking the criminals, he is fired. Junior and his backwoods criminals kill his parents and kidnapped his sister Jennifer. Jack comes to hunt down the perpetrators and gets a motorcycle seadoo to do it. This movie should prove that Lorenzo Lamas is a horrible actor. He's not the only one in this movie. There are some very cheesy lines that are almost funny. Everything is so bad that it borders on being a spoof. The problem is that Lamas and the gang aren't good enough to take advantage of its inherit camp. I kind of laugh at how bad this is but I don't feel good doing it.

football._k1ng__Nov 16, 2022

I have known about Snake Eater for several years. It always looked like it would be ridiculous. Last week I finally saw the film and my assumptions were correct. Snake Eater is awesome in the most ridiculous and cheesy ways possible. The bad guys are backwoods inbreds that provide some of the funniest lines ever in an action film. They manage to murder Soldiers ( Lorenzo Lamas) parents and kidnap his little sister. Soldier sets out on a mission to kick hillbilly butt and save his sister. What ensues is comedic gold. Including the main red neck putting on a bear suit to Soldiers motorcycle being transformed into a jet ski. If you have not seen Snake Eater then you have missed out.

Emily StefanusNov 16, 2022

Words can't simply describe how awful this film is. I watched it on video last night, and I simply could not believe what I was seeing. Basically, "Snakeeater" is about an ex-military man (Lorenzo Lamas) and his search for his kidnapped sister who has been held captive by Deliverance-style Rednecks. The film's acting, writing, direction, photography, and editing are deplorable along with a song called "Soldier" that has to be one of the worst theme songs of all time! However, there is one treat. "Horshack" (Ron Pallio) from "Welcome Back Carter" is in the film playing a laughable bad guy. Otherwise, please avoid this mess at ALL COSTS.

Barsha RautNov 16, 2022

Was it 1990 or 1991 when my uncle brought me this on vhs. It's ridiculous and plot is 80's style weak as hell. But who cares, it's fun and still entertaining piece of dry turkey. A solid 10! Watch it on youtube and you'll understand what I mean! Don't mind the negative reviews and don't overthink while watching this.

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