KomediTahun2007Durasi1h 10mIMDb3.5

Splatter Beach

KomediKengerian

Something ancient lurks in the surf off Sea Bright Beach. It swims silently, can breathe air and walks upright. It's also very, very hungry and not for seafood anymore. Tonya, Rodney and Rupert are out-of-towners joining a crowd of young people gathered on the beach for an all-weekend music marathon. Even after several townspeople are torn apart and devoured by the humanoid creatures, the partygoers remain oblivious to the horror that has risen up from the sea. They dismiss local girl Tess as a weirdo and refuse to heed her cries and warnings that monsters roam the beach, hunting for human flesh and that hundreds of buried egg sacks are ready to hatch at any moment.

Tonton Sekarang

Trailer

Pemeran

JP

John Polonia

Director

Mark Polonia

Director

Erin Brown

Tess Gardner

Erika Smith

Tonya Smith

DF

Dave Fife

Rupert Pine

Brice Kennedy

Rodney Spinner

KV

Ken Van Sant

Duke

JP

John Polonia

Johnson the Fisherman

MM

Marty Manglaze

The Creature

AK

Amanda Kerr

Female Victim

Leslie Culton

Shower Girl

Alison Whitney

Beach Dancer

AT

Allen Tyrone Brown

Beach Dancer

EG

Elisa Gouveia

Beach Dancer

CB

Callie Burke

Beach Dancer

LS

Lily St. Claire

Beach Dancer

JP

John Paul Fedele

Drummer

KN

Kevin Neblung

Lead Singer

JP

John Polonia

Writer

Komentar

8 Komentar

HyunAMay 29, 2023

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SandiMay 18, 2023

Mahdi KhaldiNov 22, 2022

Master storyteller Mark Polonia is at it again with a Splatter Beach, a modern spin-off of old classics like Creature From the Black Lagoon and It Came From Outer Space. The acting is top shelf--especially Ken Van Sant, who proves once again that he is the most underappreciated actor in Hollywood. Brice Kennedy has an extremely bright future as well; his contemporary take on Eminem's performance in 8 Mile is astonishingly authentic. The original soundtrack is ear wormy, the beach babes are gorgeous, and the "monster" will keep you up at night. All in all, one of the better films I have seen this year. Highly recommend, especially for those who enjoy hyper-realistic horror movies. Don't miss this one!

Maipretty9Nov 22, 2022

This movie was off the Hizzy!!! Best Polonia movie I've seen by far. Let's start with the positives. Erika Smith is a total babe with top notch acting skills. Not even Jack Sparrow ever found booty that sweet. The opening shower scene with Leslie Culton was also dope and while had nothing to do with the plot was a feast for the eyes. Ken Van Sant and the guns were on point. He lives the life most of us dream about. Just doing bicep curls All day on the beach while making fun of everyone that interrupts his workout. The real star of the film was Brice Kennedy as Rodney. He brought the 8 mile vibe that the movie desperately needed. His ability to bring street lingo and gansta style was off da chain! His performance felt so authentic to the point where I want to by West Virginia basketball season tickets. There were other solid performances throughout out the films and a soundtrack that rocked my nuts off. Now for the negatives the film.......... Looking for a good summer film to watch with your bae? Splatter Beach is where it's at and you won't regret it!

Name Reveal 🔜❗️Nov 22, 2022

Ancient predatory sea monsters terrorize party hearty kids attending a musical festival at Sea Bright Beach. Directors John and Mark Polonia relate the enjoyably inane story at a steady pace, do a solid job of creating and maintaining an amiable tongue-in-cheek tone throughout, and deliver a generous amount of juicy splatter. The cast have a ball with their goofy roles: the ever-adorable Erin Brown as gloomy local doomsayer Tess Harper, the gorgeous Erika Smith as rowdy and spunky hot babe Tonya Smith, Kevin Van Sant as obnoxious musclehead weightlifter Duke, David Fife as nerdy aspiring journalist Rupert Pine, and Brice Kennedy as scruffy hipster Rodney Spinner. The seaweed covered beast (Marty Manglaze in a nifty rubber suit) looks pretty gnarly. Moreover, the standard rules of horror are staunchly adhered to with young folks who smoke pot and make out meeting untimely grisly ends. Better still, we also get several nice musical numbers complete with bikini-clad dancing honeys and a right-on cool soundtrack of funky surf-rock tunes (the insanely catchy'n'groovy theme song in particular seriously smokes). Brett Piper's crisp cinematography boasts lots of neat green-tinted monster POV shots. As a yummy extra plus, the delicious Ms. Smith bares her breasts while doing just what you think with her boyfriend and busty brunette Leslie Culton gets attacked while taking a shower. An immensely fun flick.

user51 towieNov 22, 2022

I'm a fan of dodgy low budget horror films (eg Plankton, Galaxy of Terror, Slugs) - but this film was beyond dodgy. It was Trash! I was hoping for a modern day Humanoids From the Deep - alas this film did not even come close. The gore effects are okay - if very amateur and underdone - but the production values are atrocious! Including a super-imposed beach party! What idiocy is this. They didn't even have a budget for a beach party - wouldn't it have been cheaper than blue-screen effects? Even bad ones? Needless to say the acting, plot and characters are awful. Even the lame sex scene from the very hot Erika Smith cannot save the film. Do not see this film - I am not kidding.

Aysha DemNov 22, 2022

This is one of John Polonia's last movies and possibly one of his worst. Although it's not completely boring like Razorteeth or The House that Screamed, the sheer amount of forced comedy in this one makes it hard to put up with at times. It has nothing to do with Splatter Farm, which is probably a better film. This is supposed to be a comedic tribute to the beach monster movies of the 1960s. However, comedy is the thing that the Polonia brothers do the worst. This film has the standard Polonia plot of " a man in a homemade monster suit shows up in Pennsylvania and kills a few people whom the directors know". However, because this is a comedy, expect the characters to talk about homosexuality, sexual acts, farting, lesbianism, Hercules movies, homosexuality, and farting Hercules before they die. The comedic height of the film is when a character chooses to become a lesbian. We're seriously supposed to laugh at this. Most of the rest of the film consists of padding. Dave Fife walks back and forth along a beach and has to put up with the obnoxiously unfunny and uninteresting characters of Brice Kennedy and his girlfriend while being accused of homosexuality by Ken Van Sant. Harder to sit through, however, are the drawn out sequences featuring poorly edited teenage girls dancing to a garage band playing an extremely repetitive song. Don't watch this movie unless you are determined to see the entire filmography of John Polonia or Dave Fife. Despite this, the bonus film on the disc, Hallucinations, is the best Polonia Brothers film I have ever seen. It was made when the two were teenagers and still gave a crap.

EpphyNov 22, 2022

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