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Noah's Shark

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A fame-seeking televangelist and his film crew team set out to find the fabled Noah's Ark, but discover it is guarded by both an ancient curse and a prehistoric great white shark.

Panoorin Ngayon

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Cast

Mark Polonia

Director

Jeff Kirkendall

Father Benna

Ryan Dalton

Buster Pretorius

Jamie Morgan

Gina Jedlichter

Tim Hatch

Zee

Yolie Canales

Tracy

Kevin Coolidge

Zadkiel

Samantha Coolidge

Amy

Titus Himmelberger

Adam Blake

Mark Polonia

Alan

John Oak Dalton

Writer

Ned Gregory Smith

Writer

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10 Mga Komento

FrancineFeb 2, 2026

ᏂᎥᏖᏝᏋᏒ ᏝᎩMay 29, 2023

🦖Jurassic world enjoyer🦖May 29, 2023

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Rapha 💕Nov 22, 2022

This is the worst movie I have ever seen,the acting,the special effects, everything is so so bad,left a bad taste in my mouth. Don't watch this garbage. A child has a better budget than this movie.

Nafz BasaNov 22, 2022

If there was minus rating I will give bellow zero. The most rubbish film the first few minutes! Bad acting bad dialogues everything is bad about this film and I don't even want waist more of my time watch further! What rubbish films they making! Waist of money and time and pay bad actors if are actors! Don't waist even a minute watch this.

Kayl/thalya💭Nov 22, 2022

Couldn't imagine it being any better! The script that was used was perfect and brought all the actors to the peak of their careers. I loved this movie so much. It's like Breaking Bad but actually good.

Chocolate babiesNov 22, 2022

I am so disappointed in this. I came in with low expectations and somehow they were not only not met, but missed so poorly i can't put it into words. The lead actor, curly hair big nose, was dismal. He had no business being anywhere near a movie. Not acting, writing, editing, directing, even seeing a movie or a commercial for one on TV. I hated him in Jurassic Shark 2: Aquapocalypse, which was WAY BETTER THAN THIS! And I still hate him. Nobody wants to act. The woman who was the "arms dealer" or whatever can't deliver a line without laughing or do anything for that matter without cracking a smile. The budget, if there was one, couldn't have been higher than a KFC family meal and a fifth of Jack Daniels. This, is without a doubt, the worst film ever. Not just the worst in the PCU (Polonia Cinematic Universe), but the worst film to ever disgrace a screen.

Taylor DearNov 22, 2022

The title of the movie is a mediocre pun on Noah's Ark. That's the only good thing about it. Everything about this movie is as bad as it could possibly be. I have seen better acting in the school play. Better everything actually. I think 5 kids on a primary school playground with a video-camera and some pretend swords could probably make a more entertaining movie. Obviously, I didn't actually watch more than about 6 minutes of the movie, but there didn't seem to be any shark as a pivotal menace in this "acting class audition tape". You would think that in a movie that literally includes the word shark in the title, it would have a shark in it. This movie should be deleted from everywhere, and the person who was responsible for its production be placed in cryogenic containment for the safety of the rest of the human race.

binodNov 22, 2022

That was it. Thats all i had. Just wanted to use that witty catchphrase. I assume movie is horrible so you probably shouldn't watch it. If you do watch it, it speaks numbers about you and how little you value your time on this planet. Make better decisions in all aspects of your life.

babu ki ABCD😂😂Nov 22, 2022

Why did they make this stinker? I mean literally, why? What is the point of making this and for whom? Or was this one of those projects where you participate while suffering at a mental asylum?

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